The United Kingdom of Reino Unido da Madeira e Porto santo is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Dom Miguel II with an even hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 867 million Madeirenses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funchal. The average income tax rate is 46.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Madeirense economy, worth 71.7 trillion escudo madeirenses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 82,701 escudo madeirenses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, and children are often punished for the sins of the fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reino Unido da Madeira e Porto santo's national animal is the foca madeirense, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Reino Unido da Madeira e Porto santo is ranked 91,139^th in the world and 64^th in Portugal for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 44,410.53 Standard Monetary Units.